March 9, 2007

A story and something about blow jobs....

The story first:

So I am temping at a place that I have been many many times before. I think I have worked at this place (Skyline) for about 3 months total. Anyway, there is this short black guy in the mail room and he is always smiling at me. About 2 weeks ago he introduced himself and when I told him it was my last day for a while, he got this really sad look on his face. It was cute. Anyway, now it's 2 weeks later and I am back at Skyline. He comes up to my floor to deliver some mail, asks me how old I am, if I am single, and for my number....and I gave it to him. Not because I thought he was especially cute, or funny, or interesting but, because he had the balls to ask me... which is not something I think I have ever done to anyone. So, he calls. We're just shooting the shit for a minute and then he asks me if I have any kids. "no", I say, "should I have kids?" "I have two," he says, "well, I have one I know of and I know this girl who is pregnant and it might be my baby." Red Flag, right. Right. Then he asks me if I live with my mother. I say, "no, I live with a girl-friend, well not MY girl-friend, we don't do it or anything." He decides to follow this statement of mine with this, "are you sexually active". No joke. This throws me for a fucking loop. I didn't expect it at all... I was just trying to explain that I don't fuck my roommate. Anyway, I say "well, I mean, I have had sex... I am not running around looking to get laid." He says, "how about I come over there and we hook up?" This is when I hung up the phone....

Now, I know I told that story, and I was all appalled about the frankness of his sexually driven questions... so seguing into a blow job realization may not be the best thing to do at this point but.... well, too late...

I have found in my dating of men that men who grew up raised/surrounded by women (i.e. men taken care of by sisters, mothers, grandmothers) are more hesitant about receiving oral sex. Now, I in no way think taht anyone should be forced to do anything they don't want to, or to receive anything they don't want to but, come on... If you want to go down on your girl, you have to be able to understand that there will be times that she will want to go down on you too. 3 cheers for oral sex reciprocation!

2 comments:

Tammy said...

Leading an interesting life up there in Chicago aren't you Jess? I sure hope you didn't give the weirdo your address!

And I think I can honestly say I don't know ANY men who would turn down a bj - ever! Well, not that I go around asking that type of question or anything....

michael persad said...

i think in the context of how it all played out, ballsy wasn't really the right term. more like desperate.